santa jokes in english

Santa to Narendra Modi:
Modi Ji, ek Sawaal -
Kya Shaadi-Shuda Aadmi ke Bhi Achhe Din Aayen Ge?

Santa: And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
Pappu: Diet!

Pappu: Dad, I want an iPhone 5.
Santa: Look at my hand... how many fingers I have?

Santa: How did you fare in the final exam?
Pappu: Totally under water.
Santa: What do you mean?
Pappu: All below 'C' level!

Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?
Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!

Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table. "You're so stupid", said Pappu.
Santa: That's enough! Pappu, say sorry to Pinky.
Pappu: I'm sorry, you're so stupid!